Extract of Josh

acmesalesrep: thethirdshift: mohandasgandhi: thisheartwontdie:...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 23:59:20 -0700

thethirdshift:

mohandasgandhi:

thisheartwontdie:

theconjecturer:

Why yes, that is Rick Santorum’s face made out of gay porn.

Oh. My. God.

Sometimes, I have great hope for this world.

The giddiness about this is bubbling up and frothing. So cromulent.

Genius. Absolute genius.

big fan of what’s going on in the mouth area.

http://is.gd/5ZZR2L

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 23:05:02 -0700

http://is.gd/5ZZR2L

http://is.gd/imgUbJ

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:48:34 -0700

http://is.gd/imgUbJ

So, tumblr is dumb, I’ve been posting things to my usual tumblr at...

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 00:33:10 -0700

So, tumblr is dumb, I’ve been posting things to my usual tumblr at http://falsefiction.tumblr.com but somehow I posted to this one yesterday. This is pretty much a placeholder from when I first signed up.

I also noticed almost everyone who follows me follows the wrong account. I don’t blame any of you, I blame tumblr. When you forget the e, I guess you forget how to do a lot of things.

If you wanna see stuff, please follow me on that account. (also, I hate that I can’t move posts between the blogs, tumblr is kinda of shitty for actually doing things I guess.

If you read all of this, you deserve a prize, and I’m gonna go with this:

That’s right you guys. Carl Sagan. Something for everyone.

Things I enjoyed in 2010 in no particular order: Deftones -...

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 23:37:52 -0700

Things I enjoyed in 2010 in no particular order: Deftones - Beauty School

"There’s nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal?..."

Wed, 27 May 2009 00:30:18 -0600

“There’s nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you’re gonna eat it.”

- Jack Black

"As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow...."

Wed, 20 May 2009 08:25:31 -0600

“As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.”

- Hagar the Horrible

"The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it...."

Sun, 10 May 2009 14:25:06 -0600

“The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on. If you can change the way people think. The way they see themselves. The way they see the world. You can change the way people live their lives. That’s the only lasting thing you can create.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"Well, does it take more guts to twice traverse a staircase in a burning building, or to make a..."

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:57:22 -0600

“Well, does it take more guts to twice traverse a staircase in a burning building, or to make a one-time leap into a volcano? Damned if I know, Kimosabe. All I know is when you’re making those kind of calls, you’re up in the high country.”

- S. H. Graynamore

"The most glorious moments in your life are not the so-called days of success, but rather those days..."

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:23:40 -0600

“The most glorious moments in your life are not the so-called days of success, but rather those days when out of dejection and despair you feel rise in you a challenge to life, and the promise of future accomplishments.”

- Gustave Flaubert

"The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to..."

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:58:01 -0700

“The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an Agnostic.”

- Charles Darwin

"Not every story has explosions and car chases. That’s why they have nudity and espionage."

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:55:06 -0700

“Not every story has explosions and car chases. That’s why they have nudity and espionage.”

- Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum

"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending..."

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:00:01 -0700

“I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.”

- Thomas Jefferson

"The best way out is always through."

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:04:10 -0700

“The best way out is always through.”

- Robert Frost

"I am learning to understand rather than immediately judge or to be judged. I cannot blindly follow..."

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:44:04 -0700

“I am learning to understand rather than immediately judge or to be judged. I cannot blindly follow the crowd and accept their approach. I will not allow myself to indulge in the usual manipulating game of role creation. Fortunately for me, my self-knowledge has transcended that and I have come to understand that life is best to be lived and not to be conceptualized. I am happy because I am growing daily and I am honestly not knowing where the limit lies. To be certain, every day there can be a revelation or a new discovery. I treasure the memory of the past misfortunes. It has added more to my bank of fortitude.”

- Bruce Lee

"Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga"

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:25:20 -0700

“Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga”

- Wu-Tang Clan

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I..."

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:24:00 -0700

“I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.”

- Frank Herbert, The Bene Gesserit Littainy against Fear, Dune

Lazio: Do you have anyone in with Costello presently?

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:51:26 -0700

Lazio: Do you have anyone in with Costello presently?
Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
-The Departed

"Focus on your craft, one time, before it’s over, you’ve died, you’ve squandered..."

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:06:01 -0700

“Focus on your craft, one time, before it’s over, you’ve died, you’ve squandered it. You fuckin’ robots!”

- Tenacious D

"For while I am opposed to all orthodox creeds, I have a creed myself, and my creed is this...."

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 11:14:00 -0700

“For while I am opposed to all orthodox creeds, I have a creed myself, and my creed is this. Happiness is the only good. The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so. This creed is somewhat short, but is long enough for this life; long enough for this world. If there is another world, when we get there we can make another creed. But this creed certainly will do for this life.”

- Robert G. Ingerso